quick confidence commercial

24 02 2009

Do you suffer from lack of confidence? Is your self-esteem low as the world’s economy (compared to bankers’ profits)? Do you wish you could control your own life?

Well, NOW you can!

All you have to do is repeat the following phrase 5 times a day, 416 times each time; 208 times with your left leg in the air, toes touching your forehead, and 208 times with your right leg in the air, toes touching your forehead. Close your eyes every 7th time you say it, sing the national anthem of your favorite country every 69th time, and never, NEVER do this in public. (repeat as necessary):

-love. it’s easy. be-

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